Slick Jacquet

When you dip your balls into a vat of soapy water and rub it on a bald man's head.

Me: I just gave that teacher the fattest Slick Jacquet of my life!
Friend: Sick nasty bro let me hit it!

by SwagMaster87 September 25, 2017

Slice The Dimples

To "slice the dimples" is to enjoy a round of golf.

"Yo...Sammy...what say we go out and slice the dimples this Saturday?"

by Gordon Lightfoot and Me November 18, 2021

bread sliced

Getting your hair cut...

Tim: Hey John did you do something to your hair?
John: Yea man, I got my bread sliced.

Example 2--

John walks into a barber shop, "hey can I'm here for my monthly bread slicing."

by slipperywizard December 19, 2011

Cajun Slick

The best possible starting hand in Texas-Holdem poker. Consisting of a deuce and a five, off suit, as the players starting whole cards.

Some idiot named Max tried to step to me with poket tens on the bubble. Too bad for him I was slowplaying the Cajun Slick. Poor guy never stood a chance.

by PhilHellmuthSucks February 26, 2014

Lil Slice

The coolest nickname ever to exist in history, Only the littest of people have this nickname

"Yo man its Lil Slice!"

by WoAhMaN2300 April 25, 2019

Butter slice

A white asshole that can handle his butter. A white man.

person one: screw that kid

person 2: yea he is a total butter slice

by gringog February 19, 2022

Pre-Slice

Using the penis in an up-and-down motion to separate the labia majora/minora (AKA pussylips AKA meat curtains AKA chewed up bubble gum) to help facilitate insertion. Works best when the vagina has been pre-moistened to avoid dry rub.

I was bangin this 66-year old chick last night...bitch was so dry I had to spit on her pussy and pre-slice for 3 minutes!

by 415kevinM July 29, 2013