shunk

n. a slurry of faeces and spermatozoa. A portmanteau word, combining shit and spunk. Alloyed where the sun don't shine, its sole destiny, it would seem, is to seek The Light.

Terry squirmed in the chair, as another shift of shunk claimed a third pair of panties.

What goes up, must come down, mused Nicky as another ooze of shunk arrived.

Passion spent, Desire defunct; all that's left is dust and shunk.

by jdxyzzy June 1, 2010

Shunked it

Hitting a curb at excessive speeds.

Holy shit Andy you just shunked it back there in the mall parking lot.

by Justin Wendt April 22, 2006

shunk

very uncool

you are very shunk

by buttsnicker March 14, 2010

shunk

A fit,lean, often well muscled woman who is sexually attractive. A neologism derived from the combination of the words she + hunk.

The shunk on the street showed off her chiseled abs with a tummy bearing tank top.

by sheldon September 1, 2008

Shunkygate

The furore and ensuing internal inquest (akin to the Spanish Inquisition) which the boss has after a monstrously huge, unflushed turd is found in an office or workplace toilet.

Breaking news, folks, in the Shunkygate Incident:
DNA tests have revealed the perpetrator of what, inside sources have said, can only be described as a Loch Ness Peaker.
A statement has been issued by Management saying that "Finally! We can get to the bottom of this mystery."

by Shunky-Monkey December 14, 2008

Shrunked

When you take a dose of psychedelic mushrooms and drink enough to be buzzed, you feel the effects of both and it is amazing

Anthony and his friends went to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens while 'Shrunked'

Anthony made friends with the guy to his left and almost got in an epic fight with the guy in front of him while Shrunked

by Sydonious May 30, 2016

shmunk

1nasty pasty crap of any kind, 2texture of paste, 3or nasty pile of crap!

I got a bunch of shmunk in my butt I need a shower!

by Kasajoe May 9, 2018