Shrek

Shrek is a god like figure in which we must sacrifice our dignity and will to serve him. If you do not follow these steps his loyal subject donkey will kill you and serve you to shrek
Someone: God is the highest power
Everyone else: No shrek
by Jarret Giroux June 9, 2021
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Shrek

The guy that'll fuck your lord farquad and will steal the princes
OH shrek stop please OOOHHH NOT THE ANAL
by -OwO- November 1, 2019
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Shreks

A replacement and quite frankly better word for sex.
Person one: I had shreks

Person two: poggers
by jose mama the third January 1, 2021
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Shrek

He represents hope and courage in times of sorrow. He is the light that shines brightly, leading us through life.
Praise be to shrek
by Danny De\/ito August 28, 2019
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Shrek

The exact definition of God. He has his own religion, and he is our holy savior
Person 1- “Hey why are you always praying to that onion

Person 2- “Sorry man, i’m praying to my holy god, Shrek”
by ChaoticSnail June 24, 2019
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Shrek

Shit on a plate and use the shit as lube and fuck the partner in the ass hole while he plays Shrek The video Game
I'm Gunna SHREK the shit out of u;)
by nictendo64 September 8, 2011
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Shrek

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

His love reaches my buttocks every night.
I whisper in my sleep, this is your swamp.
He lets out a mighty roar and says it's all ogre now.
by The Local Sanwich Maker June 13, 2016
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