Shrek is a god like figure in which we must sacrifice our dignity and will to serve him. If you do not follow these steps his loyal subject donkey will kill you and serve you to shrek
by Jarret Giroux June 9, 2021

by -OwO- November 1, 2019

by jose mama the third January 1, 2021

He represents hope and courage in times of sorrow. He is the light that shines brightly, leading us through life.
Praise be to shrek
by Danny De\/ito August 28, 2019

Person 1- “Hey why are you always praying to that onion
Person 2- “Sorry man, i’m praying to my holy god, Shrek”
Person 2- “Sorry man, i’m praying to my holy god, Shrek”
by ChaoticSnail June 24, 2019

Shit on a plate and use the shit as lube and fuck the partner in the ass hole while he plays Shrek The video Game
I'm Gunna SHREK the shit out of u;)
by nictendo64 September 8, 2011

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
His love reaches my buttocks every night.
I whisper in my sleep, this is your swamp.
He lets out a mighty roar and says it's all ogre now.
His love reaches my buttocks every night.
I whisper in my sleep, this is your swamp.
He lets out a mighty roar and says it's all ogre now.
by The Local Sanwich Maker June 13, 2016
