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shitted

To do or say something to someone else with alot of meaning behind it. Good or Bad.
T-town 1.Wud up nigga? Did chu see my brother dunk all ova that one nigga from the westside.

Niko 2. Hell yeah! Man...He shitted all ova that nigga yesterday!!(hahaha)

Example 2

money man 1. You ready for the battle tonight?

No doubt 2. Man I hope they brought some tissue, cause they bout to get shitted on.

Example 3

JoJo 1.Man that was a funny ass joke!

Jay 2.Yeah, I shitted on em wit dat one.
by Sunny Jai January 19, 2008
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Loose Shifter

One who presses too lightly on the "Shift" key, thereby causing breaks in strings of exclamation/question marks.
Loose Shifter: THATS SO COOL!!111!!!!1

Annoyed Person: You are such a loose shifter.
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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gazelle shafted

an absurd statement for the use of something really hard to do that means to have a gazelle in your car while simultaniously solving a rubix cube and driving a stick shift car while listening to heavy metal
damn, on the way to the mall today,everbody kept calling me it was like I was getting gazelle shafted.
by DJ MAIN June 27, 2007
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Granny Shifter

When you transition from being sexually attracted to people similar to your age to only exclusively wanting to fuck grandmas.
"Damn Edna got dat ass"

"Bro don't tell me jon is a granny shifter"
by TheReaperOfQueefers April 8, 2021
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Fake Shifter

A depressed person that always tries to pretend that she's not depressed anymore while she still is.

When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".
Tommy: mom, can I stop taking these drugs? I don't need them anymore.

Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.

Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.

Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!

*Mom looks at the cut marks*

Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?

Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!
by imfreakishlyyours January 17, 2010
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shafted

To be hanging out with a group of friends, then left out of all conversation and jokes while friends continue like you aren't even there.
I was completely shafted tonight; I went to the mall with a group of friends, and they acted like I wasn't even there.
by T-MON3Y November 28, 2009
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shifter

The first pint of beer consumed after a work shift is over, usually sold at a fraction of the price of a regular pint.
Greg: "Hey Bill, can you give me a ride home after we get off work?"
Bill: "Sure, but I want to grab a shifter over at the cantina first."

OR

"Hey guys, the bar across the way is doing shifters again, lets go when we get off work."
by adirondak April 14, 2012
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