Damn bro that bitch better put down that light bulb. She's gonna get shard demons visiting in the next few years!
by DirtywhiteboyFL February 23, 2021
a "tweeker" speed walking, moving one arm back and forth with full force. "shard" being another name for high quality crystal meth.
"hey man, chill, your shard-arm is in full force and people are lookin at us, attracting the 5-os. chillax bro.."
by mo-naynay June 08, 2009
A crystal meth pipe.
by dream cacher nm May 12, 2015
Every local dealer has at least 1"shard-varment" hanging around to wash dishes for dope.
Shard-varment is the same as a carpet surfer
Shard-varment is the same as a carpet surfer
by $SavageQueenAndy May 08, 2021
Spill some dope on the floor and watch the shard-varments go crazy.
She's plug hopping being a shard-varment.
She's plug hopping being a shard-varment.
by $SavageQueenAndy May 08, 2021
(Noun) A female meth addict / dope whore who is so twacked out that she has convincesd herself that being a strung out junkie whore is fashionable. She tells herself how pretty she is as she spends hours in the mirror picking at her face and covering it with layer upon layer of cheap make up and body spray which she stole from Dollar General. She then ventures out into the world amongst the other jank-skanks looking for the next plug to blow for a gram.
Courtney - "so whats it gonna be"
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"
Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"
Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.
by KingDingALing704 September 20, 2020
WHEN 2 OR MORE GATHER TO ENHANCE THEIR EUPHORIA THEY INSERT A SHARD (crystal rock) UP THE ANAL CANAL WITH ONES FINGERTIP(lube optional)
by CHINOIANS March 01, 2023