schrodinger's world

The world is both generated and not generated at the same time.

The world isn’t generating but it also is?
Ah you mean Schrodinger's world.

by Gerbityblah July 21, 2019

Schrodinger’s hole

The situation at a mixed gendered glory hole where the recipient of the blow job can be considered simultaneously to be engaged in both a heterosexual and homosexual act.

Got sucked off at a Schrodinger’s hole last night. No idea who by.

by CMan101 October 26, 2022

Schrodinger's Dog

When you exist, but no one ever speaks about you, they barely know you exist.

I have been feeling like Schrodinger's Dog lately. Nobody knows I exist.

by dragsbruh July 12, 2023

Schrodinger's homo

When a person you normally think of as straight compliments you in such a way that you can't decide whether or not that they are a homosexual. There's a 50% chance that they are gay. Especially if they say "no homo."

Rick "Hey those pants really define the shape your ass. No homo."

Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"

Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."

by HarryStamperOil December 23, 2022

schrodinger's creep

When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out

Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not

by Ok but seriously this is a wor September 12, 2020

Schrodinger's cough

The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.

So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

"Remember that fella who wanted antibiotics the other day? Schrodinger's cough, couldn't be COVID so couldn't possibly go for a PCR"

by John Whitaker October 13, 2021

Schrodinger's Dax

Someone who, when offered clout, is on the side of and against everyone to try to get more clout.

"Did you see Dax dissed Ksi and then tried to hop on his album?!"

"Yeah bro, the pioneer of being a Schrodinger's Dax"

by Georga admirer eg jeff May 23, 2020