Samwise Gamgee

THE SHEXIESHT CREATURE THAT HAD EVER WALKED THE PLANET
formerly stalked by the penis-muffin
(look up "penis muffin" for more information)

Adam Sigal
(you know ur shexy!)

by Kyel Chu, Freshman January 23, 2003

Samwell

Samwell also known as Sam. He loves playing with his cock under the desk at work. He is a great guy and would be great boyfriend material.

Samwell is a great guy who loves his cock

by Samwell has a big cock July 25, 2017

Samwise Fartfart

that generic friend called sam, thinks he's a hero but his only interesting trait is that his farts smell like pork and shame, just like his bedroom

Samwise Fartfart: come watch me play batman in my room, i'm sooooo sick at it

Everyone: can you please close your bedroom door, my eyes are burning

by yossibenayoun April 5, 2021

samwilsonsmommymilkers

Juli.. Best gay bitch. Makes edits better than anyone.. deserves everything and 3818+ followers. best mutual you’ll ever get..duh. Makes random Snapchat videos too ✋

“samwilsonsmommymilkers is the best.. period.”

by Personmanboygirl August 24, 2021

Samwhore

Someone who is just buys Samsung products, Whether it be a TV, fridge, stove, camera, etc.

Person 1: I just got the New Samsung Galaxy Phone!
Person 2: You are such a Samwhore

by Tsamane July 10, 2012

Samwich

1) When a man (preferably named Sam) stands in between two girls and puts his arms around them

2) When a man (preferably named Sam) stick his meat in between a girl's buns

Whenever Sam went to the club he'd always make himself a samwich. Later he'd take it back to his house and make another hotter samwich.

by Grssman March 7, 2010

Samwology

The study of sandwiches.

I've just returned from my Samwology class. We did some Sandwological thinking.

by Tenfrente January 20, 2009