giant salamanders eat paint

giant salamanders eat paint is a fact

giant salamander: (eats paint)
some random dude watching: wow this is a fact that giant salamanders eat paint right here

by pseud0nym12470 October 3, 2024

Purple Salamander

It is the act in which the male genitalia is forcefully sucked on until it is purple in color.

Joe: Last night i got the best purple salamander!

Mike: Was it good enough that you had to put makeup on it?

Joe: As a matter of fact yes!

by Billhaha September 9, 2012

Salamand

(n) (of a salamander) to excrete saliva from one’s body

In awe, I watched the salamander salamand.

by we_created_salamand1776 September 1, 2021

salamander icecream cone

In a sexual connotation, to cover one's fist in lubricant, insert fist into a partner's asshole, twist it around, and finally pull it out and have your partner lick it off.

Also known as Denny's Special Buttfast Slam / the Fist in my Hammy

"That chick was fuckin nuts. She tried to feed me a salamander icecream cone, good thing I smelled the shit before I licked it"

by 69dogggg96 September 29, 2012

salamander stew

The unofficial code name for sex

Yo Zeke, how was that salamander stew last night?

by big-40 April 28, 2008

Salamander fun house

A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver

But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders

I went to the aquarium and I got salamander fun housed, it was the best experience of my life.

by dickwitcha June 19, 2022

black salamander

An e-dildo for female runescape players.

Trading max gp for black salamanders!!!

by Bob1 Smith1 June 9, 2009