by John Burroughs September 23, 2018
A term referring to casual sexual intercourse or beating someone up.
Most unique for its definitive ambivalence, it is commonly accepted as the embodiment of the two prevalent, albeit contrasting, desires of a man by the end of a night of drinking.
Most unique for its definitive ambivalence, it is commonly accepted as the embodiment of the two prevalent, albeit contrasting, desires of a man by the end of a night of drinking.
Punking swabs can have several tenses.
'So I took that girl back to my place and we punked swabs'
'That mothafucka trippin, fool betta stop clownin 'fo he gets his swabs punked'
'If I haven't punked swabs one way or another by the end of the night, I'm gonna lose it'
'So I took that girl back to my place and we punked swabs'
'That mothafucka trippin, fool betta stop clownin 'fo he gets his swabs punked'
'If I haven't punked swabs one way or another by the end of the night, I'm gonna lose it'
by Tone Booya November 11, 2006
to wrap ones towel around your arm, before proceeding to violently 'swab' ones bot bot. A dirty swab can then be swapped with a flat mates towel, making a win win scenario.
by dirtydutch69 November 18, 2010
An insult. Referring to an annoying person or "asshole". Usually a person who frequently takes place in acts of incest.
by Whiffles November 15, 2016
1) A term referring to a self-importantjackass.
2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
Buddy: Who is the fuckhead screwing with my stereo?!?
Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.
Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.
Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.
Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.
Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.
Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.
Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.
Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.
by Fretboards of Fire June 26, 2010
by Rosieola2013 September 17, 2015
the action of taking a cotton swab and gathering a sample of a woman's genital excretions and inserting the swab into the anal cavity of a male or female. The swab must puncture the intestine of the receiver which the receiver will be gooning. after a condom filled with piss of which will be frozen is inserted into the receiver's anal cavity. Inside the anal cavity, the female excretion and the urine will mix and make a piss baby that will shat out and be forced to learn calculus.
My mistress and I partake in some intense swabbing from time to time. And I beat my piss butt baby when they don't complete their calculus pisswork.
by The pissbuttbaby lover January 02, 2025