by mousey March 17, 2004
Get the shopping mug.1. Used to describe potential failure in a given situation if a particular course of action is taken.
2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem.
The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and not to mention uncomfortable to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.
2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem.
The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and not to mention uncomfortable to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.
1. "If we try to solve problem X by doing thing Y it'll be like we're stepping on our own dicks."
2. "I was sawing that 2 x 4 with that rusty ass hand saw you gave me and it was like I was stepping on my own dick. Where's the motherfucking circular saw?"
First heard by me in Ithaca, NY about 10 years ago.
2. "I was sawing that 2 x 4 with that rusty ass hand saw you gave me and it was like I was stepping on my own dick. Where's the motherfucking circular saw?"
First heard by me in Ithaca, NY about 10 years ago.
by DBG February 15, 2008
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A relentless pursuit to purchase a particular item, no matter what lengths or methods are required to secure it in the desired size and color. Includes sub-categories such as shoe jihad, jean jihad, etc.
"I don't care if they're sold out - I will not call off my shopping jihad until I find those Chanel flats in pink patent leather...size 9!"
by Anna LeStache February 22, 2010
Get the shopping jihad mug.by PING PONG BOB November 27, 2014
Get the [Undocumented shopping] mug.though i do love recieving gifts on chrismas day, its a shame that people have forgotten the spirit of the holiday season. christmas shopping basically translate to "buy all you can; take all you buy" day because thats all people care about.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 6, 2006
Get the christmas shopping mug.Area where one hangs out and/or resides. Origin is fuzy. Stomping or stompin' may refer to actual bushing out of entruders by stomping but today it is more of a reference to walking (stoping your feet). Hence, where one frequently hangs out and is seen. Everyone has stompin' grounds more or less.
"These are my old stomping grounds where is used to ride my motorcycle, frequently get hastled by the police and hang out in local bars"
by Toine December 28, 2005
Get the Stomping Grounds mug.A event that occurs when you are walking towards someone and you both try to get out of each other's way but end up choosing the same path.
Walking down the street, hallway, or just walking in general and you see someone coming at you and at the last second you both turn to get out of each other's way, but just get in each other's way again. And then you try to go the other way, and they go that way too. Basically it just keeps going until you either finally guess right or, in the more extreme cases, you decide to just stop and tell the person where you are going.
"We same-stepped for a while before I just decided to stop and ask him which side he wanted to pass me on so I could go the opposite."
"John tried to go to the right, and avoid Jill, but he ended up same-stepping with her. It was an awkward dance."
"We same-stepped for a while before I just decided to stop and ask him which side he wanted to pass me on so I could go the opposite."
"John tried to go to the right, and avoid Jill, but he ended up same-stepping with her. It was an awkward dance."
by Rob Schow December 23, 2006
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