Canadien sprinkler

When a guy pees extremely hard and the urine goes all over the toliet seat

My little brother justed pulled a Canadien sprinkler and our mom got him in so much trouble.

by Canuck21 April 18, 2011

fecal sprinkler

Someone who shits over everyone else's ideals, race, or beliefs much like how a yard sprinkler sprays water over a yard.

"Did you hear Greg Abbot just denounced the LBGT community, education system, and women's rights supporters all in a single speech?"
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."

by Cheezy-Mac April 07, 2015

Red sprinkler

The act of going down on a girl while she is menstrating and urinating simutanlisly.

Kim was willing to give me my first blumpkin in exchange for a red sprinkler.

by Syracuse13021 August 12, 2011

Alaskan Sprinkler

When you fuck your girlfriend so hard that she squirts and you pull out and run under it like a sprinkler

Yesterday I just did the Alaskan sprinkler with my girlfriend

by Tiny pickle April 01, 2022

Air Sprinkler

Ceiling fan

It’s hot in here, turn on the air sprinkler.

by Mule1986 December 24, 2021

Alfredo sprinkler

Swinging your noodle whilst splattering Alfredo on your partner.

She enjoyed an Alfredo sprinkler with dinner.

by Pfchang July 15, 2018

death sprinkler

When you slit your wrists and spin causing a blood or death sprinkler.

boy 1: “Yoooo I heard the emo girls did a death sprinkler.”
boy 2: “Dude!” “I am trying to eat lunch in peace!”

by YouranIdiot6353636 September 16, 2020