burro sombrero

Same as Asshat but used in front of company.

Wow, Mom.. talk about burro sombrero... I simply had to leave after the guy asked for 2 forms of ID to buy some smokes...!!!

by Lou Nez November 10, 2007

polish sombrero

Paper toilet seat cover used in public restrooms.

That toilet sees a lot of use, be sure to use a Polish sombrero to protect your skin.

by eggdrop03 September 21, 2023

Golden Sombrero

Verb
-When a woman pisses all over a male companions head when she's on her period.

Owen to Louis
"Dude, I had to shower for hours after my girl gave me a Golden Sombrero

by Samual Adam's June 26, 2024

Sombrero

Sexual act. Mexican hat.
Oral sex with a Latino where you only suck the tip.

My man loves when I finish him off with a sombrero. Olé.

by Sandria Mueve Lo September 19, 2023

red sombrero

Similar to earning your red wings, it's when you go down south on a woman and she squirts during her period and lands above your eyes. Tus ojos están en llamas!!!!

I went to Mexico and all I got was a red sombrero. Thanks Mother Nature for ruining our sexiversary.

by Joephuckyoself July 25, 2017

Sombrero

Hat in spanish, but mostly refered to a typical mexican hat thanks to white USA people. By the way, 5 of May isn't Mexico's independence day.

-Yo, look at my sombrero!-

-Johny please, stop saying words in languages that you don't know

by Neith<3 July 27, 2019

Phenix City Sombrero

When a trashy white girl eats Taco Bell then gets jizzed in her asshole by her brothers, cousins, uncles, and close friends then let’s it marinate for a good 20 - 30 mins. Then she voids all excrement leaving a delicious nut stained Mexican delicacy.

Damn Darlene… I really have a hankerin’ for another one of them “deeeeeeluctible”Phenix city Sombreros. Call up the boys sweetheart. Aye! Aye! Aye!

by LordofLadonia August 7, 2022