"yeehaw partner, yall here what cathy did to me last night."
"naw what she do"
"i was drinkin a bud on the porch and she came over and gave me that straight mcnasty sloppy dallas"
"naw what she do"
"i was drinkin a bud on the porch and she came over and gave me that straight mcnasty sloppy dallas"
by katokitsua October 15, 2020

by JackMawini October 15, 2020

When one partner packs a fat lip and continues to give the other partner a blowjob, effectively making the penis look like a turd due to the spit.
by HitMan1c3 October 15, 2020

Guy 1: "Hey bro wanna come over and play call of duty?" Guy 2: "Nah I can't I'm out buying dip, Jessica is about to give me a sloppy dallas."
by BiggWilly October 15, 2020

by gorbalInToTH October 15, 2020

by Börger October 15, 2020

“Jessica gave me a sloppy Dallas and my dick has been burning for a month”
“After I got my first sloppy Dallas, it looked like I had lawn clippings on my shaft”
“After I got my first sloppy Dallas, it looked like I had lawn clippings on my shaft”
by Coochieman01 October 15, 2020
