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Sideways Land

It's when when a show has reached the point of being totally unbelievable as in the final season of Lost.
When the A Team built a cabbage thrower to help protect the abused migrant workers from the bad union guys the show went to Sideways Land.

Also related to "Nuke the fridge" and "Jump the shark tank"
by kevbo8 May 25, 2010
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sideways-plop

Lying down clumsily while you are in a sideways position which becomes a sideways-plop.
"I was so tired that I had to do a sideways-plop on the bed and just lay there!"

"I sat on my bench and did a side-ways plop as I didn't feel so well."
by Chukoloco08 February 19, 2022
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Sideways Snail

A sexual position where a man penetrates a woman while vertical, but she is on her side. While ejaculating somewhere on her body, he drags the tip of his penis across her body, leaving a snail trail.
Damn girl, you just got sideways snailed.
by YesPapa47 April 5, 2021
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Lazy Sideways

A sex position in which both parties lie on their side in a spooning type style and engage in penetration. Typically done by older couples or couples who are obese
Susan and I were tired so instead of going all out with doggystyle we decided to do lazy sideways and then go to sleep.
by Naturecamper June 7, 2018
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Fucking Sideways

When fucking sideways, it nullifies all the wrongings of any action.
Melvin: Nathan, my wife is horrible in bed.

Nathan: Well, have you ever tried fucking sideways with another woman?

Melvin: What?! I'd never cheat on my wife.

Nathan: It's not cheating if you fuck her sideways.
by Orato Ashimoro October 2, 2016
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sideways smilies

Band originating from Tillsonburg, Ontario. The band came together on March the 6th, 2009 for the band pictures and practise of their first song. Their first album's set date is April 20th (no relation) and it will be entitled Oreogasm. The band consists of: Andrew-vocals-the "bad boy", Nick-rapper- the "cute one", Jesse-rythm guitar-the "sensitive one", David-manager- the "asian", Justin-drums- the "new one", and Steve-lead guitar- "Steve".
"WOW MAN! Have you heard that knew band called the Sideways Smilies?!?! They're da bomb!"
"The knew Sideways Smilies hit singles, "Piss me a River" and "Burnin' Up my Bum" are pure oreogasmic!!
by The sensitive one March 13, 2009
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Sideways Schmere

when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.
see: Premature pinch
helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet...continue wiping as needed
by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005
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