I ain't never seen two pretty bestfriends

This... This is just straight facts from god

- I ain't never seen two pretty bestfriends, one is always ugly

by 3lsda November 3, 2020

i aint never seen two pretty best friends

this sentence tells us that the creepy lightskin man (with eyes the same colour as his hair and beard) in his car with his scary eyes that stare into peoples souls has never seen two pretty best friends and that theres always on of them thats got to be ugly

what is ur current status?
☐ single
☐ taken
☑ ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends

person 1: OMG have u ever seen two pretty bestfriends because i havent :(
person 2: yes i have bojo and the fired orange that was stuck in a peach 11 months ago!!

friend 1: where did the phrase 'i aint never seen two pretty best friends come from?
friend 2: from this guy that was sitting in his car that has the same coloured eyes as his beard!

by luluthegrapest November 11, 2020

I seen

What uneducated people say in place of "I saw".

Dumbass: Yo, I just seen that Lemony Snicket movie!

Me: Shut the hell up!

by Diane December 19, 2004

most beautiful girl ive ever seen

You. You reading this right now. I wrote this definition just to tell you that.

You're the most beautiful girl ive ever seen.

by Snow97 June 12, 2019

Left on seen

The pussy that texts you for 2 days and puts laughing emoji's then out of no where stops answering you and instead of saying they don't want to talk the leave you on seen.

Bro remember that hot girl that texted me for 2 days, yea I got fucking left on seen twice!

by sslimedude March 20, 2020

I've seen it all

Something someone would say if he has experience of any sort, particularly a soldier's battlefield experience.

All in all, this phrase is self-explanetory to whatever meaning you desire.

"Screaming, killing, explosions.....I've seen it all."
-a soldier

"Murder, punks, drugees..... man I've seen it all."
-a thug

"When she removed her thong man......I'VE SEEN IT ALL!!! ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ "
-a perv

by Dave May 4, 2004

mad seen

To be artistically enlightened

Yeah man he use to suck with acrylics but now he's mad seen.

by random artist August 11, 2009