do the santa claus

A term for a sex act where a man blows a load on someone's beard.

Me: Wait, what? You have something on your beard! Oh, who has done you the santa claus?
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair

by Vincent Van Curacao May 3, 2017

Santa Claus

Your Parents! TEAAA SPILTTT

Santa Clause forgot to fill my stocking! Man.😔

by _Kermit_The_Frog_ December 6, 2019

Santa Claus

A stalker that children like for some weird reason

''Santa Claus sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...''

by StickyMick December 7, 2019

Santa Claus

The old man in red who breaks in, points to you, then your mum and your dad, then says "Hoe hoe hoe"

Kid: Santa Claus is so mean
Santa: Hoe

by da_savage_hacker January 4, 2020

Santa Claus

The only known person with immunity to diabetes and obesity-related death. He’s normally found in malls around Christmas time scaring the living crap out of children.

Timmy: How does Santa Claus get around so quickly with all those cookies in his tummy?

Mom: You’d be fast too if the police kept trying to track you down for breaking and entering.

by Inferior April 22, 2020

'Zat You, Santa Claus?

A song by Louis Armstrong

'Zat You, Santa Claus?
Sure is dark out, ain't the slightest spark out
'Pon my slackened jaw!
Who's there? Who is it stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Zat You, Santa Claus?

A Song by Louis Armstrong and The Commanders

I said, who's there, who is it? Are you stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023