Joe: Last night i got the best purple salamander!
Mike: Was it good enough that you had to put makeup on it?
Joe: As a matter of fact yes!
Mike: Was it good enough that you had to put makeup on it?
Joe: As a matter of fact yes!
by Billhaha September 09, 2012
by jektiik April 26, 2014
by big-40 April 29, 2008
giant salamanders eat paint is a fact
giant salamander: (eats paint)
some random dude watching: wow this is a fact that giant salamanders eat paint right here
some random dude watching: wow this is a fact that giant salamanders eat paint right here
by pseud0nym12470 October 03, 2024
A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver
But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver
But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders
by dickwitcha June 20, 2022
by SonnyIsSucky April 15, 2021
by Fartricia Flangles January 12, 2025