Rusty Rooster

When one preforms sex first thing in the morning and finds that one's partner has begun menses.

Our pregnancy scare ended this morning when Jill gave me a Rusty Rooster.

by Sam Johnson bound June 29, 2014

hear the rooster

To understand, or grasp a concept. Said when confirming a friend understands, or agrees.

You just need to lay low, you hear the rooster?

by pluto897 November 4, 2009

Rooster Sauce

Slang for the hot sauce Sriracha, known for its picture of a rooster on the bottle.

Pass me some of that rooster sauce, I'm going to put some on my hamburger.

by 156298 July 27, 2014

Sweet Roosters

The new way to wish someone sweet dreams, in order to confuse the hell out of them. Once you wish someone "Sweet Roosters", you must not explain what it means, just walk away letting them think you have gone all Buffalo Bob on their ass and lost your fucking mind!

Sweet Rooster also acts as a double entendre, when used in the same context as above.

1)Right before Brie went to bed I wished her sweet roosters. . . The look on her face was priceless, and the restraining order she took out on me was too.

2) I came straight out and asked her if she wanted some of my sweet rooster?

by Richard Aplenty January 4, 2009

Tennessee Rooster

When after a long night of drinking, a male or female masturbates while fingering his or her own butt hole.

Richard gave himself a Tennessee Rooster after partying too hard in Athens, GA.

by D Lee's 12 Inch Wang September 13, 2009

Rooster Game

Talking smack about your friend to their girlfriend to make them look bad and you look good.

"Your man is out booze crusin'. How immature. I'm just going to stay here and keep you company.

by Sychidelica September 3, 2005

Rooster-challanged

Posessing inadequate penis size.
Someone who has insufficient penis size.

I couldn't continue the date with a guy that is as rooster-challanged as he is.

by Tamryn Hunter August 29, 2006