a real Severus Snape

(noun) a person who is very difficult to put your finger on; he/she often displays seemingly contradictory behavior which make said person's motives very difficult to decipher

John's always hitting on girls, but whenever they flirt back he gets all offended and says he has a girlfriend. That SOB's a real Severus Snape.

by toomuchHP July 16, 2011

Real Nigga Shit

dat shit dat real niggas do. they just do

Nigga 1: Yo my niggas just went on a manure heist for the community garden
Nigga 2: Dats some real nigga shit

by RealestNigga1 January 13, 2015

real smooth

Nice fuckup, dude!

(XY messes up)

-Real smooth, asshole!

by Derpsterix November 30, 2016

Real tigor hours

Noun

Whenever you are doing something work-related past midnight. Refers to Middleton High School Engineers who wait a day until their work is due.

I didn’t do my project. Guess it’s real tigor hours

by A Tigor October 11, 2018

A Real Adc

Real adc's do exactly 10661 damage in aram games and dont need their flash to kite,

Fuck you gus. You arent a real adc

by Massotic June 5, 2020

Da Real Gee Money

Da Real Gee Money was an artist from Baton Rouge , LA whose life was cut short at the age of 22. He is known as a big part of TBG Gorilla Gang aka Top Boy Gorilla. He is also known for his association and fallout with fellow Baton Rouge rapper YoungBoy Never Broke Again. His best friend is Fredo Bang.

Ragland:Yo have you heard “All I Know” by Da Real Gee Money !!! It goes hard
Ruly:No! But i’ll sure listen to it right now!

by DaRealGeeRag July 23, 2020

Jews don't real

The hottest of takes, common on the left and the right, positing that Jews do not exist, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Closely related to the concepts of "Jews aren't Hebrews", "Jews aren't Israelites", "Jews stopped existing when Jesus", and "Jews are Khazars", all of which it may or may not overlap with, depending on the particular genre of meshugges.

Jews don't real. PROVE ME WRONG

by Queen Buttrix March 27, 2021