Jesus rail

n.

The passenger hand rail above the car window. Used by people who can't drive, those who prefer to be in control, or frightened mothers.

(in car, Driver accelerates)

Passenger: Jesus! (holding onto car hand rail for dear life)
Driver: You don't have to hold onto the Jesus rail, I'm doing the speed limit!

Passenger: (holding onto car hand rail, eyes closed)
Driver: Stop holding the Jesus rail, I'm not trying to kill you!

etc.

by SilverGirl78 April 8, 2011

Rail

An extremely hot girl that you would like to have sexual intercourse with. She usually is only hot and very dumb.

"Dude that chick is a RAIL, she's only good for a one night stand though"

"I'm sure that rail gives good dome"

by Stoob8 January 3, 2008

cock rail

Snake bite piercings on the bottom lip.

Like a train track for your wang.

Ashley from WWE has a cock rail, how convenient!

by stevestevesteve October 9, 2007

third rail

A dangerous area of discussion, a point at which the mere mention of a subject result is disaster. Commonly used in politics.

"Social security is the third rail of politics. Step on it and you're dead."
-The West Wing

by Crinkle Fantastic May 4, 2005

Rail Out

to fuck a girl so hard she cant use the bathroom for days...to split her legs like firewood and show her what that pussy is made for...the hardest fucking in the world

i want to rail out this girl so hard tonight she cant walk straight tomorrow

by Akrowdy509 August 2, 2010

chopping rails

Cutting up lines of powdered drugs such as cocaine for inhalation.

Bruce was chopping rails of blow when the cops kicked in his door.

by sniffle and snort September 2, 2010

Rail Tail

The dick sticking out of a woman's ass.

My rail tail is 7inches long.

by Blackmailman February 15, 2010