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professional Call of Duty watcher

a female who watches their friend(s) play Call of Duty all night which either doing drugs or trying to get them to shut it off and have sex. unfortunitely in turn, become good at watching the game, and attmept to help them win.
Random guy, "So do you play COD?"

Tina, "No, but i am a professional Call of Duty watcher."

Anthony, "She watches me play every(god damned) night"
by Tina, DUH February 18, 2009
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professional liar

2. a politician
to get elected, politicians must make all kinds of grandiose, but vague promises, which they have no ability to keep, and no intention of even trying. Once in office, they must continue to spin convincing lies about how they are keeping all their promises and making everybody's life better, while, in reality, they are robbing you blind and screwing the country over big time. Politicians are therefore professional liars.
Bush, Obama and all those other professional liars should be hanged from all the lampposts on Capitol Hill
by JT345 May 21, 2009
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Professional Bitch Slapper

A male or female, who has an estraordinary ability to continually dish out high quality bitch-slappings. By bitch slappings it refers to not slapping a bitch (though they can do that), it refers to slapping one in one or more of the follwing manners: bitch-like (as in performed in the manner that a "bitch" would do it), bitchy (as in hurts like a bitch), or even bitchin' (as in sweet or kickass).

A professional bitch slapper hires out his gift from god so he can help the world... and make some bucks. They can be hired out generally in increments of five slaps or more at a time, at varying slap power amounts (from the lowest strength style: "sissified", to the infamous style known only as the "ancient mongolian bitchslap of eternal suffering"). Bitchslappers don't have a tight booked schedule, as having one generally discourages customers from calling on the fly and making impulse payments. Instead, they have multiple clones, on average each bitchslapper has 4 clones or so working for him at any given time.

A professional bitch slapper can be hired:
*Because somebody ticked you off.
*Because a profanity was said.
*Because somebody did something stupid.
*Because you just don't like the way someone looked at you.
*As a birthday present to family and friends.
*To show who's the boss around here.
*Slapping Fetish.
*Because you wish to atone for your sins by having yourself brutally bitch-slapped.
*Just because you damn well feel like hiring one.

No matter which way you look at in, the historical, revered craft of bitch-slapping is a wonderful thing to behold. In fact, in Spanish, the same word is used for "Professional Bitch Slapping" and "Advancement of Civilization". In fact, amazing innovations in bitch-slapping style, technique, form, and use for exploding things is growing every second. Across the world, the Professional Bitch Slappers institution (Which even has it's own TV channel, known as PBS) is making the world a better place to order a bitch slap, bitch slap another, or just get bitch slapped in. Professional Bitch Slapping, and the Attractive Asswhooping Association, are both two wonderfully exciting things, jump on the bandwagon as soon as you can, because this is no fad, it is a almost-religious practice bound to outlast humanity itself!
Bob was feeling (insert emotion here), so he hired a Professional Bitch Slapper
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professional rawdogger jidion

the famous youtuber jidion has a common saying “professional rawdogger” but what does it mean? most people think it’s something dirty and inappropriate and but really it means full send, it means just do it.
greg: “bro just raw dog it be a professional rawdogger jidion”
bob: “alright here i go”
by juicewrldsstomach March 10, 2022
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professional fat kid

1. the person at the party or event who's soul purpose in life is to be the biggest, loudest, most in your face donkey there.
1. Where's the professional fat kid when you need him?
2. You are such a professional fat kid.
by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008
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bullshit profession

A paid job, career, area of expertise, or walk of life that is completely useless both to society and to ones self, in any reasonably rational sense.
UFO videographer is the most bullshit profession ever.
by paul andrews September 13, 2006
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Cell Processor

Cell is a microprocessor architecture jointly developed by a Sony, Toshiba, and IBM alliance known as STI.

Cell is a shorthand for Cell Broadband Engine Architecture, commonly abbreviated CBEA in full or Cell BE in part. Cell combines a general-purpose POWER-architecture core of modest performance with streamlined coprocessing elements which greatly accelerate multimedia and vector processing applications, as well as many other forms of dedicated computation.

The major commercial application of Cell is in Sony's upcoming PlayStation 3 game console which is slated to launch in November 2006. It will also become available in a blade configuration from Mercury Computer Systems. Toshiba has announced plans to incorporate Cell in high definition television sets. Exotic features such as the XDR memory subsystem and coherent EIB interconnect appear to position Cell for future applications in the supercomputing space to exploit the Cell processor's prowess in floating point kernels.

Up to Two-Billion calculations a second.

Sources:
--OPM (Official Playstation Magazine)
--Wikipedia (www.wikipedia.org)
Sony will use the cell processor in its next-gen console, the PS3
by Matt McManus June 28, 2006
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