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by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025
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Pretend

They don't want to pretend! You hear that? They don't want to pretend.
Hym "As they actively pretend I didn't just create A.I. at a whim to demonstrate my abject superiority to all men, women, and children... They don't want to pretend trans women are female... As they pretend a fat man is breaking in to the house one a year to give their piece of shit kids presents (even though they are bad and don't deserve presents)... They don't want to pretend."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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Pretending I don't

Pretending I do so you can keep pretending I don't.
Hym "Pretending I don't already have it isn't going to save you."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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Pretend

Who you calling a dipshit, retard? You can your fat cock need to represent my interests. I don't care what state you are from OR what party you are in. What is happening to me doesn't affect the people doing it TO me and it doesn't affect the people who want it to continue. And if you want it to stay that way do you need to make that piece of shit pay for my ideas.
Hym "Because I'm not pretending to have my ideas stolen. It isn't pretend. This is affecting my life and if doesn't affect other people's it's going to."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
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Pretendent

Someone who claims to be the President (POTUS) even though they are constitutionally ineligible because they are not a Natural Born Citizen (accurately defined as "one born IN the USA of TWO USA citizen parents), or because they committed FRAUD to "win" a presidential election.
Both ovomit, and later, his so-called vice-president, were actually "pretendents" because they were never really the POTUS because the former was constitutionally ineligible and the latter cheated his way into the Oval Office.
by Panama Don July 28, 2023
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