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Modern Day Presidential

Acting immature; having a tendency to angrily rant on Twitter. Antonym: presidential
Donald Trump's behavior is not presidential, it is modern day presidential
by Some math teacher July 1, 2017
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Presidential Bubba Kush

Weeeeeddd man!!!
mostly pure marijuana used a lot for medical purposes
Last night i smoked a joint of presidential bubba kush.
by blank! May 13, 2012
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presidential comb over

Trump is dealing with the problem of his ties to Russia by giving it a presidential comb over.
by Walter Ego1 March 18, 2017
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2016 presidential election

An election with two idiots running for president.
The year is 2060 and your grandchildren ask about the 2016 presidential election.

You: It was an election of two IDIOTS running for president

Grandchildren: Who did you vote for?
You: I was only 12...
You: I also forgot to mention some people thought out of the two running Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, that Hillary was a suitable choice.

Grandchildren: Why'd they think that?

You: Because she was a women.

Grandchildren: What? What does gender have to do with who will be a better president?

You: I never understood that idiotic logic...

Grandchildren: What about the other person ru-

You: You mean Donald Trump?

Grandchildren: Yeah what about him!
You: That guy wanted to build a brick wall along the boarder of Mexico and the United States and he said Mexico would pay for it.
Grandchildren: That seems really weird...

You: Yeah it was, and I haven't even told you what these two did that was so horrible that made them both horrible...

Grandchildren: Tell us!

You: Well that's a story for another time...
by ChrisAGuy July 9, 2020
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Presidential Campaign

The effort put into winning a girl over so you can have sex with her.
Dude 1: Dude, so did you bang Molly yet or what?

Dude 2: Nah dude, shes a tough one. I still got her in the Presidential Campaign.
by Obama-nator November 4, 2010
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Presidential Pepper Log

When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.
Lucille asked Tobias if he’d fancy giving her the old Presidential Pepper Log following supper.
by Neutered Chimp February 9, 2021
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Presidentially Rigged

1. Poor quality. See Ghetto "improvised, or home-made (usually with extremely cheap or sub-standard components), yet still deserving of an odd sense of respect from ghetto dwellers and non-ghetto dwellers alike"
1. The hatchback on my 87 Honda Civic Si won't stay shut, so I presidentially rigged it with some duct tape and vice grip pliers.
by hymie2 January 15, 2009
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