Pronoun Matrix Simulation

Pronoun Matrix simulation or P. M.S. is the act of diagnosing one’s self a different Gender Identity, regardless of the Gender He or She was born with in a controlled simulation environment. By 98% of the community.
(Jake) Hey Lynnette I just got the new politically correct Gender Identity Sims game.

(Lynnette) About time. You can now show me how to work this penis. I been at it for hours and I am hung up on shooting straight.

(Jake) What Sorry !! I was playing with my new Boobs. I got to take a tinkle and put in a tampon and take my birth control.

(Lynnette) Can u take my little girl with you. They won’t let me in the Woman’s bathroom now I got a Penis.

(Jake) just turn off your Gender identity setting in the gender simulator settings. If they misgender you and it is turned off then you can sue them for misgendering you. Just turn it back on to confuse the rest of the 98% or the population. So take your own girl to the bathroom.

(Lynnette )what’s that baby girl. You identify as a Male Poodle now!!

Never mind. I can just take her for a walk In public. You got a baggie so I can clean up her poop. The Pronoun Matrix Simulation is the best reality game ever. I can’t tell the difference between make believe or reality.

(Jake) who really can!!
by DrFuck March 09, 2024
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Pronoun Ick

when someone uses a pronoun too much that you only use sometimes.
“Steve kept using they/them even though I use he/him, he's giving me such a pronoun ick
by guitar.boy May 27, 2022
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Austin, with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns, is an interesting fella who appreciates the finer things in life. A lover of hot sauce with no knowledge of changing a tire. Also, don't ask him about his GPA. He LOVES boiled eggs, you can tell when he farts.

P.s- He magically never has class.
WOW! Is that Austin with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns? I could smell those boiled egg farts from a mile away!
by Jamie Baxxteer October 12, 2023
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public pronouns

A public pronoun is nearly the same as a personal pronoun only better used for public and social settings. Where they/them can be someone's personal pronouns it is more proper to publically and socially engage with said person with the more triditional he/him she/her Mr/Mrs Sir/Ma'am which are public pronouns.
Hello Sir and Ma'am welcome to my Bakery may I offer your some samples, perhaps a nice mini strawberry cupcake for the little miss? Oh and we use public pronouns here at Sanity Bakery.
by NateBlank November 01, 2022
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