Poverty franchise

A scumbag team full of scumbag fans and players who only really care when in contention. A franchise who used to have glory but clearly has been out of the glory days for so long that half of their “fans” who cheer for their team three nights a year have no memory of the glory days because they’ve sucked for so long.

The New York Yankees are such a poverty franchise dude. It’s hilarious.

by Shoeless Kemp October 22, 2019

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internet poverty

n. The lack of Internet in an an area, such as a home or country without Internet or with very slow, almost non-existent Internet.

I went over to Josh's last night and his internet got shut off. I felt like it was last Friday in that bitch because I went back in time. I have him the number for a shelter that helps people suffering from Internet poverty.

by TheBeagler December 3, 2013

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poverty abs

the abs on people who are skinny, especially those who are in poverty and starving.

He has poverty abs because he only eats one meal a day.

by masaplesrot December 30, 2019

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poverty square

A saltine/soda cracker. A 2"x2" salted cracker punched with small holes made with baking soda.

After paying rent and tuition Roger was so broke he could only afford to eat poverty squares and peanut butter.

by SG Moves August 31, 2017

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Poverty Drip

An outfit or style of clothing that expresses the financial status of a person. Examples of Poverty drop include beater hood sneakers, old brand named clothing and knock off accessories or lack there of.

You see Charlie's wet Pumas? Them jawns balled the fuck up. Those ashy ass jeans and dingy ass fade (old haircut); that's poverty drip.

by SaintGianni September 28, 2019

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movie poverty

When a character in a film/tv show has little to no income, yet lives in a place that would cost them thousands of dollars in real life. This also applies to material possesions i.e. a character driving a brand new car whilst working as a bouncer at a local bar. The phrase was originally coined by TJ Kirk a.k.a. The Amazing Atheist.

Person 1: How does Patrick Swayze's character in Road House afford a Mercedes solely by working as a doorman?
Person 2: He suffers from movie poverty bro.

by HotPcktz July 26, 2017

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