When you stand up and tell your date you are going o the toilet, 'spontaneously' kissing them from a raised position, catching them by surprise and leaving them with a world of possibility, confidently swaggering away to de-foul the establishments facilities and contemplate your influence.
by naked jen November 02, 2018
by lee Harvey Oswald jr July 27, 2024
by Lifnfnfnfnfnsjahahhaga October 14, 2023
Poseidon's trident, (Not to be confused with the all too familiar Poseidon's kiss) is what happens when a lucky soul is receiving a coveted Blumpkin and just before arriving turns the bidet to full blast which in turn changes what was memorable moment in time into none other than a life altering, earth shattering, and for lack of a better description, a complete out of body experience that would put the best ayahuasca trip to shame.
Bro, last night at the party that girl totally rocked my world! She was giving me a blumpkin and then hit me with Poseidon's Trident. I'm definitely going to put a ring on it...
by Ricky Fitts November 11, 2024
When you have a piercing through the tip of your cock and then you ejaculate and the cum goes three different ways
by hellboybaby666 May 05, 2023
When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way
After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet
by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022
by Lil Payne September 28, 2018