After a few butt chugs on the back 40, you play the golf simulator with a gerbil bluegilling peeking out from you anus
Dude, i cant wait to get me some porky foreskin on sunday. #porky4skin for life
by 2chainsmcCains February 14, 2021
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To "Porky Pig" is to declare that's all folks and get the eff out.
Past participle To have "Porky Pigged"
Shit was about to go down so I Porky Pigged the eff out.
by rancerstank March 10, 2021
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Being on a date with a woman ,and secretly removing all your clothes but the shirt, when she is out of the room.
The Date was moving slowly so I decided to go for the "Porky Pig" when she went to the Bathroom
by livinlegend May 17, 2020
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Favorite snack of Tommy Casswell, second to cheese-queefies.
"I like, no, LOVE beef-porkies so much I decided to post it on Rohans wall, from his own account, I know crazy right!"

"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"
by someteameight? December 15, 2009
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Its a type of dreams which you have when you crave pork its rare but still i have it when i watch nikocado avocado not when he eats but when i see him and liverpool i hate you
Sigma = I had porky dreams last night
Beta =oh yoh must have craved pork then !
Sigma =who?
Beta =what who ?
Sigma =who asked?

Beta =you asked

Sigma = i never asked you i told you

“SIGMA MALE MUSIC STARTS TO PLAY ”
by “NOT SO SMART ONION ” July 23, 2022
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A sexual act that entails lubing up a prolapse of the anus with pork fat, lard, or bacon grease, and then performing fellatio on the pink sock.
She bought the good bacon so we can do the porky slorp later tonight.
by igrgrgslnj January 7, 2023
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