Most politicians are soo crooked they have hard time to lay straight new vertical politicians casket solves the problem.
by itichie_nocanpo June 28, 2006
A politician who doesn't play by the books, works with organised crime and steals tax money. The sort of people who are bringing a bad name to governments all over the world. Conspiracy theories link them with the illuminati but it's not a proven fact. To become a Corrupt Politician, a politician must have a criminal record and be found out to be doing illegal activities such as doing drugs, assault and other violent crimes or to be known to work with crime syndicates such as the mafia.
*Senator addressing crowd*
Senator: And as your local Senator I will do the things that need to be done
Crowd: *Cheers*
Senator: I'll make the borough more environmentally friendly by turning off the power at the orphanages, what will they do? Tell their parents? muhahahahaha
Tim: I think we need to vote for someone else
Walter: Yeah, this dude sounds like a corrupt politician
Senator: And as your local Senator I will do the things that need to be done
Crowd: *Cheers*
Senator: I'll make the borough more environmentally friendly by turning off the power at the orphanages, what will they do? Tell their parents? muhahahahaha
Tim: I think we need to vote for someone else
Walter: Yeah, this dude sounds like a corrupt politician
by Sieffy January 10, 2014
by mackenzierules December 05, 2006
A person who voices all of his or her political opinions and engages in political arguments on Facebook.
Person 1: Damn, Mark has posted like 10 posts about how great Ron Paul is in the last hour!
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Facebook politician.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Facebook politician.
by quinsin10 January 26, 2012
When asked whether by the CEO if the megacorp could count on Rep. Jones, the lobbyist said, "Yes, we put in $20 million to his warchest in the last 10 years and he's 'The Honest Politician.' He'll stay bought."
by Lord Dragon, Grammar Nazi September 04, 2015
So is there really sex in the champagne room? "Well I have never had to give any money back yet!" What you a politician? That's a politician answer!!! Yes or no!!!
by Bookworm Beauty March 08, 2019