Malteser pleaser

Another name for someone’s asshole or anus

“God i would love to stick it in her Malteser pleaser”

by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue March 8, 2023

hose pleaser

A Pleaser of Hoses

You're a hose pleaser!

by oopsboy002 September 25, 2013

Chode pleaser

Someone that claims to be more sub serviant than everyone else.

Don't you try to cry to me and pretend to be the biggest chode pleaser of us all, I know that's some bullshit.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

prostate pleaser

When a man shits a log so wide that it presses up against his prostate, evoking a sense of euphoria and potential light-headedness as it passes.

Brian had been so backed up for the past few days that he was afraid taking a shit would hurt, but to his surprise just the opposite happened, his shit that day turned out to be a prostate pleaser.

by 1337-F337-100P June 19, 2018