Pigeon Crawl

To Pigeon Crawl or go Pigeon Crawling is when you or a group of friends each down a bottle of Nyquil and go jerk off in the bathroom of a Chuck-e-Cheese.

Me and 3 of my dude friends had a pigeon crawl last Wednesday... what a mess.

by Yum--cake balls December 27, 2010

pigeon poop boutonniere

A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.

My brother got a pigeon poop boutonniere for his brand new suit last Sunday.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Pigeon Fucker

Slang used by members of Alcoholics Anonymous to refer to sexual predators who take advantage of emotionally vulnerable newcomers.

Keep the new girl away from John B. He's a notorious Pigeon Fucker.

by Bill Wilson July 22, 2008

piano hands

Hands with long and particularly strong fingers, the result of years piano practice.

I couldn't pry that cookie away from her once she got hold of it with those piano hands.

by Uncle_Doug June 11, 2006

Pigeoner

The art of stalking and catching pigeons for entertainment. Usually done at night in major cities across the world,can be done sober but generally while being extremely drunk.

That man is a top shelf pigeoner! he can catch a pigeon with relative ease. the more intoxicated he is the more entertaining it is for those lucky enough to see this talent first hand..

by pigeoncatcher October 17, 2011

Master Of Pigeons

This guy has complete control over all wild pigeons (and to a lesser extent, doves). Plans to one day dominate the earth with his army of feathered pests.

HOLY SHIT!!!! It's the master of pigeons!!!
Throw some bread and hope he goes away.

by EdLeicester January 20, 2009

piano

A musical instrument that can be classified as both a percussion and string instrument. Has its roots in the middle ages, and many of the most famous songs ever written are either played solely upon this instrument, or feature it among others. Played by a skillful musician, it creates some of the most beautiful music in existence. Like almost all string instruments, it is difficult to learn to play well, and played incorrectly it is one of the most excruciating musical experiences available (although thankfully not as bad as a poorly played violin). Probably the most popular string instrument next to the guitar.

Playing guitar well gets you laid. Playing piano well (especially grand piano) gets you furious sex on top of it. And in every other room of your residence.

by diabloknk May 24, 2008