Payo the piglet

Payo the pig can go by many definitions. She is the pigglyist pig on earth. And snorts all the time. Even though she is bright orange, and looks like 🛑 it’s okay. Because we support her. She also has a toe fetish and goes on only fans posting her feet.

Any un: omg who let the pig

Crust: that ain’t no piggy that’s payo sir
Any un: omg I’m screwed you know what this means
Crust: I’m sorry man it’s over

Payo bots: all hale payo the piglet all hale payo the piglet all hale payo the piglet

* any un gets captured by the bots and lives her life picking mud out of Payos toenails

by Gabbyleegogurt October 31, 2021

Political Piglet

A Politician who Moves from one Political Party to Another

Joseph is a Political Piglet, Because he cant settle in one political Party

by LucaT September 17, 2020

Piglet John

A person singing karaoke miserably, as in, they are trying to sing Elton John, but messing it up.

Get off the stage, Piglet John!

by alwaysatoad March 04, 2017

Greased piglet

A slippery customer

“The greased piglet might slip through the hands of those trying to hold him to account“

by Longyear January 30, 2022

lil piglet

A beautiful little woman with big eyes and a nice smile with 2 nice lil dimples and and adorable face like the little girl from despicable me when she said”it’s so fluffy”

That lil piglet got the best eyes in the world

by Big terra t November 25, 2021