Phelps blunt

A marajuana blunt that gives you the rush have a healthy lifestyle right before hitting the climax of your high , named after the Michael phelps the Olympic swimmer

" as soon as I finish this phelps blunt I want to stop eating potato chips and swim "

by Veitnam V May 18, 2013

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Michael Phelps

When you rip the bong like a winner.

"You call that taking a hit, here let me teach you how to Michael Phelps"

"I Michael Phelps erryday"

by ahebunghole March 4, 2009

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filthy Phelps

to blow a load on someone's face when they are wearing swimming goggles.

Ever since Nancy got that red eye, she's been afraid to take it on the face. now that she has goggles she wants the filthy Phelps all the time.

by pee didddy May 7, 2010

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Mr. Phelps

A nickname for the monkey that does your errands.

"Good evening, Mr. Phelps. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to bring me bananas from the grocery store. Should you be caught by animal control, I will deny any ownership of you. Good luck Jim."

by clockwrist August 21, 2008

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Michael Phelps

Lone survivor of a secret government project, Known as Project Neptune, Signed off on by Reagan, to create a squad of supermen to manually sabatage Soviet submarines. After the fall of the USSR and the end of the cold war, Phelps was reassigned to total Olympic Domination

Holy crap how many medals does that guy have

Michael Phelps=Abe Sapien

by redhawk23 October 12, 2008

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Michael Phelps

swimming god

Half man, half fish
dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals.
2008 Bejing Olympics where he won 8 gold medals with 7 world records and 1 olympic record.

I have the opportunity to be part of swimming history. To take the sport to a new level would be an honor for me. There's no better time to try this than now.
-Michael Phelps

by taweesa March 3, 2011

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