paula abdul 

a sexy piece of ass who i want to fuck hard

Paula Abdul needs to get that beautiful ass into my crib and fuck my brains out

paula abdul by jake_thinks_ur_a_fuckface April 25, 2006

Paula Deen 

an alcoholic drink that is one part whiskey and two parts melted butter.

Joe-Bring out a round of Paula Deen, Y'ALL
Bob-Hell yea I love me some butter!
Joe-No Bob you gonna get diabetes!

Paula Deen by RaGaGa March 3, 2012

Paula Deened 

To have your named smeared by the media when you tell the truth about a past deed, when you should have said i dont remember.

Mel Gibson got Paula Deened on the news today.

Paula Deened by Hot butter July 18, 2013

Paula Deen 

Hey Y'all! Paula here wishing you best dishes from mah kitchen duh'yers. Dudnit sound luuhhhhhhhvley? Paula can commonly be found in her kitchen where she is waiting to persuade her family into having heart attacks. Paula loves making bacon burgers with doughnots instead of buns. She also loves budder. Lots and lots o' budder. When you hear any vocabulary like "Duh'Yers, Y'all, and Dudnit" assume that Paula is near. She enjoys making one of a kind exotic faces when shes having a mild stroke, due to her fried foods. Her favorite son will sure be around when she makes her best dishes. The other son is yet to be seen. Paula's other show "Paula's Party" is just her talking about her "wide figure" to a group of redneck audience.

Paula Deen's recipe for fried budder balls killed my uncle!!!!

Paula Deen by paulasparty123 August 8, 2009

Paula Butt Crunch 

An Australian chocolate candy bar. Succulent milk chocolate fudge with suprise honeycomb CRUNCH inside (oolala) and delicious SOFT chocolate bent all-over on the outside. This candy bar has the sexiest Spanish ancestory, it be ballin' in a Audi r8.

There is no other substitute for a good munch.

It can be purchased at The Court Hotel, Perth.

You: I better have me one of them Paula Butt Crunches today.
Friend: Bloody oath.

Paula Butt Crunch by Mindefinitely January 20, 2011

Paula Radcliffe 

To make everything seem anything, as in to exagerate everything
also see drama queen

Paula Radcliffe : I tripped over a pencil yesterday, i might not be able to compete in the next olympics which are in 4 years , actually i will try and pull through, i will, I CAN !!

Paula Radcliffe by bibs_123 October 9, 2008

Paula Abdul 

she is a choriographer and famous singer, she was on american idol as one of its origina judges. She is 40 years old and she will still manage to get you a bonner

Person:"man i got a bonner from that 20 year old judge on american idol!"

Other person "dude thats Paula Abdul shes not 20 shes 40!"

Person: "i still got a bonner"

Paula Abdul by baka kuso yaro April 27, 2011