by El Capito del Bastardo October 5, 2023
Get the pretentious freakmug. Someone that lives in a bubble of (false) boundless optimism and hope or a Disneyfied fantasy world all year except Christmas for some reason. Their instinct to defend themself and look grown up kicks in at Christmas (even if it seems negative to others), and all of a sudden they're not a kid anymore, they're a big boy/girl. Yet somehow, they're still trying to call someone else the scrooge even if they are the ones putting the most effort into sucking the life out of people and the holiday season around the holiday season.
The pretentious piece of shit sent kids to Christmas carol at the front doors of strangers not because she actually enjoyed Christmas carols herself, but just to fuck with people's heads. She was the kind of person that would use other people's kids to walk all over people for her, even during Christmas, then wondered why everybody seemed like Scrooge.
by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021
Get the Pretentiousmug. Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!
A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.
by Linit March 29, 2017
Get the Pretentious customermug. A well-dressed middle aged man who drives a fancy car and always takes the stairs instead of the elevator because elevators are for lazy people and he's a working man. Probably a Trump supporter. Probably not actually as great as he thinks he his (or as rich).
Ugh, Steve is such a pretentious businessman. He always rolls his eyes at me when I choose to take the elevator instead of the stairs.
by Pastel Claire July 27, 2017
Get the pretentious businessmanmug. by jane.austen April 21, 2022
Get the pretentiousmug.
Get the pretentiousmug. 