Poochie

A poochie is a 12 year old virgin that says he will sleep with ur mom while wearing a Mario swim top.

Kid: Hey look at that poochie
Me: look at that dumbass poochie head ass.

by TheGreekFreak44 November 11, 2020

Poochie

When you’re feeling pretty and horny

Samantha was poochie last night

by Pooter420 December 12, 2021

Poochie

A total fuck tard.... a wanna be gangster

"LOL look at that guy hes a total poochie"

by Sean&JeriHayes April 23, 2013

poochie pouch

when a female's belly hangs over their poochie

she got a poochie pouch kinda like a kangaroo pouch

by ewdatsnasty July 25, 2017

Poochie

It’s a penis and a coochie just how a coochie is flat so boys have that same flat part before getting to the penis so “Poochie”

“Ouuu child i see your poochie!”

by Babii.kandi January 5, 2021

Poochy

A dog's coochie

"Ew get your poochy breath out of my face"

by Jimminiyjones October 31, 2021

Poochie Twat

An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.

Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.

anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat

by sandy Bashman October 7, 2011