pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.
I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017
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pizzle lizard

A pizzle lizard is alot like a lot lizzard but is a female that can be found near a meth pipe or dope
Wow look at katlyn shes such a pizzle lizard
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pizzle 'fo shizzle

When you've got to take a leak, you say this phrase instead; it sounds a bit "gangsta".
Awww damn, I've got to pizzle 'fo shizzle!!!
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Pizzle

Where'd that dude go?

The pizzle is in the hizzle.
by Andrea April 21, 2005
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Pizzle

When you are a pathetic loser of a principal and couldn’t find your way out of a wet paper bag with scissors in your hands
Damn, that Botox bitch is a pizzle for shizzle!
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Pizzle

1 Pound. 16 Ounces. 448 Grams. Generally used by drug dealers.
Big homie fronted me the half pizzle for $9600.
by Dzhon Galleker October 05, 2018
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