orangutan porn

the shit a 8 year old beats their meat to after going to the zoo

Me: hey kid are you watching planet of the apes? i love that movie!
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?

Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn

by WENDSDEH July 27, 2024

Turkish Orangutan

When your partner (who is preferrably Turkish and has ass hair) rubs a banana between their butt cheeks' sweat and stuffs it up your hole anally

Hey Jake, how is Amanda?
Oh shes fine, we just did a Turkish Orangutan yesterday, my ass is still sore

by Smurfskii January 22, 2021

Unathletic Orangutan

Shyanne Kevin Romain bitch ass nigga

That nigga shy is a unathletic orangutan

by chillxn May 12, 2022

orangutan cahaya

cool baby orangutan

do you like orangutan cahaya yes i like orangutan cahaya

by orangutanlover February 18, 2024

orangutan pussy

a red-bushed prostitute with perhaps a stinky vagina

man u seen ____ down on 7th street? she got a orangutan pussy.

by sweatymonkeybanananuts January 31, 2024

orangutan pussy

a red-bushed hairy prostitute with a odor

man i want some orangutan pussy tonight.

my dad likes orangutan pussy

by sweatymonkeybanananuts January 30, 2024

Shaving an orangutan

Using excessive expletives deleted in public, as for example, when quoting or discussing the President of the United States. From an episode of Sealab 2021 where an orangutan is shaved in Tijuana, Mexico, with judicious bleeps.

Somebody on Twitter is really shaving an orangutan about Public Enemy today.

by Brant Goose August 16, 2018