Oliver

Oliver is a fat soccer player who isn't funny at all. He hates black people and he has no friends. He is shit at basketball and he is fat. Also he is fat and fat and his belly touches the floor when he walks. He wakes up on both sides of the bed. he weighs 400 kilos and has a tiny dick. He is everyone's bitch and he sucks everyone's dick
Jack: You know oliver?
Jake: Yeah he's my bitch
Jack: Me Too!
by r2309iju3=f 32 September 05, 2022
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Fucking Batty boi and is also Sultan’s bitch and is very FAT not PHATT.
Oliver is a fat bastard.
by Billystinkerholesassen March 20, 2019
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Oliver throws himself pity parties for being a piece of shit
by Hshaoqu77 May 06, 2018
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He is a knuckle-headed,bitchy type of person. His voice is very annoying,and screechy.
Yo,Oliver is so annoying.He is always screaming!
by 👑♥Curly-Head_Godess♥👑 February 08, 2019
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Oliver: Hey James, what does petite retarde mean? is that spanish?
by Anonymoussed December 30, 2011
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Oliver is a gay grease ball who thinks hes "a fucking savage" when really hes just a gay ass white boy that looks at shitty memes all day
Oh my God that gay is such an oliver
by Hahah5616 November 25, 2019
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Oliver is that guy who's perfect and gorgeous any girl who looks at him will fall in love instantly and gets any girl he wants he can lift 20 tons without breaking a sweat he can outrun a cheetah

#sexy#awesome#OMG#chickmagnet
Guy: hey look its Oliver
Girl: where
Guy: there wait where did you go
sees girl over Oliver already in love with him
by Damnfineguy September 19, 2017
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