He has a ginormous dick that he uses to stick up his best mate's assholes. He loves AFL so his big dick comes in handy when he uses it as a third leg to kick the ball hundreds of metres. After a 212-0 against Jindalee he gave his whole team free blowjobs and a couple of backshots if they needed them.
by uptownfunkslut August 17, 2022

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by michael wardrobe August 21, 2025

Amelia O'brian is the best and the most beautiful human specimen you will ever see. She is perfect in every way you can think of although some of her friends say she isn't the smartest girl but she gets at least C grades on her reports which is still good. Her presence around you is the best feeling you will ever feel in your existence in your time on earth or in heaven which is the place she will go as her guardian angels will be preparing the palace for their queen. She has an amazing body and is great at sports, especially football(soccer) as every single human tells me when i talk to them about Amelia O'brian although i have not seen her play, i am 100% sure she will not disappoint you when you watch her play. I mean do you seriously have a single thought in your mind that Amelia O'brian is not an absolute G.O.A.T at football(soccer) shes the most perfect specimen your gonna witness in your life, so i mean yes she is the absolute G.O.A.T #samkerrwho? I admire every single quality that Amelia O'brian acquires, she is very hard working, she has the best personality which i bet you my human existence that she will not disappoint you if you ever meet her, she is always, and i mean "always" fun to be around, she has the best smile in the world, everytime she smiles, i love her more <3, So um it said that ive used to many words to describe the beautiful Amelia O'brien so the other half is in Amelia O'brien 2
Pete-Are you an Amelia o'brian?
Phil- Yes indeed i a---
Pete- hell nah you ain't cause do you know why?
phil- idk you tell me
Pete- because there is only Amelia O'brian and that is Amelia O'brian herself.
Amelia O'brien means perfect in any and everyway possible
Phil- Yes indeed i a---
Pete- hell nah you ain't cause do you know why?
phil- idk you tell me
Pete- because there is only Amelia O'brian and that is Amelia O'brian herself.
Amelia O'brien means perfect in any and everyway possible
by Lord stark June 9, 2019

Named after famous journalist James O'Brien of LBC, O'Brien's Law states that a centrist, when cornered, will always blame Jeremy Corbyn regardless of the facts.
by Corbynista March 24, 2021
