Patrick

the man all the ladies love! super nice, considerate, a gentleman (sometimes) Very cute

oooooooh she is so lucky to be with patrick!

by vcp123 June 1, 2011

Patrickitis

A mental disorder characterized by constant, intense impulses to practice the violin whenever possible. In early stages, subject exhibits abnormal affection for his instrument, and occasionally speaks to it. Subject slowly begins to stray from social activity, until, in the final stages, subject lives almost his entire life within an auditorium, gymnasium, or other such structure where constant practice of the violin is possible. Subject may also exhibit a tendency to lash out at those who do not have the disease,as well as appear tired and overworked, occasionally having dark circles form around his eyes. Almost always, and irrevocably, fatal.

D.J. spends all his free periods practicing in the auditorium! He must have Patrickitis.

by Amaxing (Who else?) December 9, 2007

patrick

Failing to put enough marijuana in a bowl or joint because you want to save your stash.

Dude, the bowl's already cashed. Your habit of patricking really harshes my buzz -- you cheap-ass motherfucker.

by jfried October 20, 2007

Patrick

A HUGE FUCKING FAGGOT PEICE OF SHIT, Who Is A Complete Cunt of A dude, just a man that you want to beat the shit out of. Thank you

Sincerely,
A Patrick Hater

"Wow Hes Such A Fucking Patrick"

*Gets Beat Up*
"Yeah Fuck That Kid"

by Idk, Fuck You February 13, 2017

Patrick

a drunken clown.

hey look it's patrick quinn , he's a drunk clown.

by fkjlfdgijkrkortyg November 21, 2010

Patrick

a jackass that is self-centered :)

Person 1: hey man! what are you doing tonight?
Patrick: Your mom

by Asian-awesomeness January 24, 2018

Patricking

The act of licking someone's vagina recently (within 48 hours) after someone else has ejaculated into it.

"Yeah, he didn't know I banged his girl while he was out at sea, so when he got home and dropped on her, he was totally patricking."

by BizarroTravis February 7, 2008