Mam crush

Longing for the motherly attention of a specific mother other than your own.
Particularly prolific in the North East of England.
Very different to the longing for a M.I.L.F.

Timmy was jealous of Jimmy's mam warming Jimmy's jammys on the radiator before bed. Timmy had a canny mam crush on Jimmy's mam like. Eee.

by cheesebagels September 30, 2014

MAMS

acronym: middle-aged male syndrome

A phenomenon that occurs in men age 35-60. It is accompanied with signs such as helplessness, excruciating pain, being the sickest person ever, and a generalized feeling that no other person has ever felt this bad.

Closely related to the manflu.

My boyfriend has a serious case of MAMS, I’m not sure he’ll ever be okay again.

by cardigan_e October 2, 2023

MAM

This world is used when you wanna annoy you mum or mom. MAMMMMMMM.... CoUld also used as a chicken nugget

"MAMMMMMM where are ya?"
"MAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CHICKEN NUGGETS"

by Chicken Nugget bishhhhhhhhhhhh June 12, 2018

Mam

Really large. The size of a mammoth.

Woah! That burger is mam!

by Beansbetty December 1, 2023

Mam sandwich

Hey mam can I have a sandwich in 2 words mam sandwitch

Hello can I have a mam sandwich

by Zayz March 19, 2021

mathil is the definiton of mam

mathil is in fact the definition of mam. if you went to projekt revolution, you would understand.

mathil is the definiton of mam is awesome

by Alex Dragon October 7, 2008

Mam

A wonderful women with a big heart that would do anything to please her friends and would try to keep her loved one close

"Jack please don't leave me " I'm sorry mam I have to we can be together " goodbye mam"

by Julian Rojas j. May 21, 2017