Another word for cum.
by tablesauce December 31, 2016
Empty mayonnaise jar used to store money, usually then buried underground in back yard or some specific location.
by Illuminatiistotallyreal August 01, 2012
by Swampdonkee77 July 18, 2021
A Mayo - Seizure occurs when someone consumes an unhealthy or large amount of mayonnaise, this has a high chance of causing a Mayo - Seizure.
by Rogueybear January 06, 2021
The Term Mayo Dick is that similar to the term Ketchup Dick as it relates to firefighters. A mayo dick on the other hand is typically a Burned out EMT, Paramedic or First Responder. A typical mayo dick is an individual who feels Fire Departments are pointless and waste taxpayer dollars to have shiny new trucks and fancy gear. Most mayo dicks feel EMS is the only public service that should be funded by municipalities. A mayo dick will typically be white and jiggly and have done the bare minimum when it comes to exercise. You can often times find a mayo dick sitting with their feet up in a lazy chair getting off to the shows Trauma, Live Fire or night watch.
by Ilovecats99 April 07, 2022
when ur bitch is sucking your dick in the shower and you cumm on the top of her head and you say "thanks, now make me a sandwich!!"
by ChannonMitchosky July 22, 2012