(NBS) No Bitches Syndrome

A syndrome where the sufferer is absolutely incapable of acquiring any bitches whatsoever, rendering them bitch-less. Also referred to as "NBS". Very common syndrome, and is very rarely curable (although not impossible to cure).
"Ahhh dang you must have NBS"

"I just got diagnosed with No Bitches Syndrome lmaoo"

(NBS) No Bitches Syndrome
by Not.Diesel August 07, 2022
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stupid bitch syndrome

stupid bitch syndrome is a debilitating illness that is developed when you get every person you’ve ever shown interest in except for that one person. and now you can’t forget about that one person and your brain decides to keep them in the center of your head for at least 8 hours a day because they are the only one that hasn’t shown the same amount of interest back.
i’ve had stupid bitch syndrome ever since jake said he wasn’t interested. like what does that even mean?
by a fucking hippy August 11, 2021
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college bitch syndrome

when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent
before-
me,her: intellectual conversations

after-

me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent

me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk
by Millsygirl May 07, 2023
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PBS (pissy bitch syndrome)

PBS also known pissy bitch syndrome is when someone is being severely over dramatic, rude, bitchy, and over-all a piss baby for no reason and can’t control it.
Cassidy was suffering from major PBS (pissy bitch syndrome) last night, she was yelling at me for no reason.
by faggot158282927 July 01, 2021
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Lil Bitch Syndrome (LBS)

A syndrome where the patient will have a constant flow of blood from their mangina. Not a very well known disease, if it is not diagnosed quick enough it will develop into full blown pussyitis. Common symptoms, bleeding through your bunched up panties, testicular weight loss, and excessive use of a lint roller.
Dante has developed into the late stages of Lil Bitch Syndrome (LBS).
by Anushka tha God February 17, 2017
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Bitch ass syndrome

When a nigga stupid or tripping over some stupid shit
When sedrick was mad about a post: he has bitch ass syndrome
by ThêReâl1 October 08, 2020
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No Bitches Syndrome

The absolute inability to acquire ang bitches whatsoever ; bitch-less. Although very uncommon, there are few instances where it can be cured.
“Ahh damn bro got No Bitches Syndrome”
“His ass got no bitches lmaooooo
“She gets no bitches
by Not.Diesel August 06, 2022
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