Perpetual bitch syndrome

Perpetual bitch syndrome is when a male loses all of his masculine characteristics due to severely low testosterone levels. Someone suffering from perpetual bitch syndrome will undoubtedly cruise through life as spineless, weak-willed loser who only can find a small and dim lit happiness either in the bottom of a bottle or from their ugly slag partner that is barely an excuse for a woman.

Man 1: “Dam Tony acts a different after he got his new girlfriend” Man 2: “Its pretty sad, he's unfortunately suffering from perpetual bitch syndrome.”

by Fjewojwbruaisnxxb January 3, 2024

No Bitches Syndrome

The absolute inability to acquire ang bitches whatsoever ; bitch-less. Although very uncommon, there are few instances where it can be cured.

“Ahh damn bro got No Bitches Syndrome”
“His ass got no bitches lmaooooo”
“She gets no bitches”

by Not.Diesel August 5, 2022

sad bitch syndrome

when a bish always feelin bad about herself

at least i wasn’t born with sad bitch syndrome

by Dirty Dan134 November 11, 2018

Jealous Dumb Bitch Syndrome (JDBS)

This is a cutting-edge gender neutral neurological disorder, officially characterized by a range of symptoms including extreme feelings of jealousy which can lead to outrageously stupid actions. While presently untreatable, medical enthusiasts advise drinking a lot of alcohol to alleviate many of its side effects (for the benefit of the greater good).

Their extreme feelings envy resulted in such craziness that it was directly attributed to an unofficial diagnosis for Jealous Dumb Bitch Syndrome (JDBS).

by happigoluckiman April 9, 2025

Little bitch syndrome (LBS)

Little bitch syndrome- when your such a little bitch that it ends up turning into a mental disorder called little bitch syndrome (LBS)

Damn Johnny stole Tanya's country fried chicken combination platter combo plate yesterday now today he bought one in return just to eat it infront of her Jhonny suffers from little bitch syndrome (LBS). He also tends to be a big wiener at times.

by Will1324 July 3, 2022

basic bitch protagonist syndrome

bbp syndrome, short forbasic bitch protagonist syndrome, is where the protagonist of a romance story, usually a female, will act reckless and foolish and become a basic bitch. this means that she will most likely try to run away from her problems and run away from falling in love because she is afraid of what is to happen. when she's endangered, this is the only time she will ever try to run back to the person she just hurt and pretend nothing ever happened. :( why do guys put up with this? because they love this girl with basic bitch protagonist syndrome. the reason why bbp is short for it is because they have a baby peener energy. we need actual dick energy, not bullshit.

guy1: wow, i'm so in love with her.
guy2: bro, can't you see? she's avoiding you cause she doesn't wanna fall in love with you but she clearly is. she's literally manipulating you indirectly, she got that basic bitch protagonist syndrome.

guy1: but i love her
girl: oh my gosh, please help me guy1, guy3 is gonna hurt mee.
guy1: oh no, get away from her guy3
guy2: i swear, you have bbp love sickness.

by GIVEMEYOURKNEECAPS January 30, 2020

college bitch syndrome

when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent

before-
me,her: intellectual conversations

after-

me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent

me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk

by Millsygirl May 6, 2023