neopolitan

An ice-cream flavor that is composed of separate bands of chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla.

Neopolitan ice-cream tastes good.

by AYB April 4, 2003

Napolitano'd

Having your crotch grabbed at the airport by TSA agents under the new Fall 2010 security guidelines.

If everyone gets Napolitano'd the terrorists won't win!

by Freddom Frisker November 24, 2010

Neopolitan Shake

When you jackhammer fuck someone in the ass (chocolate), tear it open(strawberry) and then jizz in them(vanilla).

Hey Vincent that Neopolitan Shake you gave me last night is still dripping down my legs. Wanna play Doctor and stitch me up?

by 87XRAY August 18, 2010

Neopolitan

To have sex with 3 women at the same time; a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead(vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry, respectively)

Dan Heller is a pimp, yo. Last night he got with a sweede, a spic and a mic!
Word!? You mean he had a neopolitan?

by A. Lazarus November 15, 2004

The Neopolitan

The act of licking a woman from her ass to her taint then on to the vagina in one motion without removing the tongue from her skin. The word NEOPOLITAN came from the type of ice cream it is 3 types of ice cream in one container. (chocolate,vanilla, and strawberry.

Ben stiller stuck his tongue in Jenna Jameson from ass to pussy, he gave her the neopolitan.

by retierkram May 26, 2010

Neopolitan ice cream

Ice cream with three strips of flavor. One strip is chocolate, another vanilla, and the third is Strawberry.

Hey Jimmy, put that Neopolitan ice cream in my mouth.

by The Jason Himself December 9, 2008

Neopolitan Muff

An icecream cone with shit and jizz in it, then shoved in a girls pussy, just being able to eat the shit and jizz out of the icecream cone...First, you would get an icecream cone, then have you or your partner (which ever you would prefer)to shit in it. Then have the guy jizz on top of the shit.After this you would shove the Neopolitan Muff in the girls pussy, and lastly you would eat it. The shit=chocolate, the jizz=vanilla, the pussy=strawberry.

I know this is awkward but I had a Neopolitan Muff last night.

by JMTM September 22, 2010