National Grab THE ASS Day

On June 5th you have to grab a THICC persons ass.

Boy or girl, taken or not taken, if you are thicc then be prepared to be TOUCHED!

Yo! I grabbed that Ass like there was no tomorrow on National Grab THE ASS Day

by Toby the N May 25, 2018

national fake ass friend day

On August 10, it will be a day to expose any and all of your fake friends from the past and present. You can expose them, drop them, do whatever you please to show them that they’re fake. A fake person should not be posting about this day.

Me: yo they needs have a day just for fake ppl. I got so many who could be exposed.
Her: National Fake Ass Friend day is on August 10th. Have fun!

by Bhaddiebae August 5, 2019

National Bitch Ass Nigga Day

A day where you can post on all social platforms someone you don’t like or some who has wronged you in the past. This holiday lies on October 4th.

Happy bitch ass nigga day everyone.
It’s National bitch ass nigga day so i can post my ex on instagram.

by Pretty cat club October 3, 2021

NATIONAL FAKE ASS FRIENDS DAY

The day you put out all the mother fuckin TEA and expose all the WEAK ASS BITCHES you hate

“You said it’s National Fake Ass Friends Day?” *pulls out paper , taps on mic and clears throat*

“GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE”

by imademon October 2, 2019

National kiss & grab ass day

Is a day to grab a girl ass and kiss her doesn’t matter if you have a (GIRL OR BOY FRIEND

walk up to a girl or boy and grab they ass and kiss them mostly a girl on National kiss & grab ass day

by Freaky man September 24, 2019

National Shaykh That Ass Day

December 16 is the day you shaykh that fuckin ass

Happy National Shaykh That Ass Day!

by poopoosuck December 16, 2020

National Fake Ass Friend Day

On November 28, National Fake Ass Friend Dsy is a day when you expose all your fake friends that you thought you would’ve been grateful for, but they turned to be fake

Alex: Man Sally is fake as hell.
Rodger: You know national Fake Ass Friend Day is November 28? Just go on Social Media and post her.
Alex: WOW man, thx dude!

by MoveLikeASssssnake November 27, 2019