mazy nasals

A blocked nose. The air in your nasal passage can't get in or get out.

Hi Doc, I can't breathe properly. Do you think I have the Mazy Nasals?

by lissyriddle February 4, 2010

accidental nasal puncture

A highly common but regularly unreported injury resulting from the idiotic practice of attempting to cut your protruding nasal hairs with a regular pair of scissors while driving.

While driving to work I glimpsed the horrific cluster of abnormally dark hairs glaring back at me from my rear view mirror and panicked which led to the accidental nasal puncture which I sought to nurse myself as I considered the depth of humiliation I’d experience explaining it to the urgent care staff.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019

Bolivian Nasal Dust

Slang phrase for cocaine

I can't remeber where I left my wallet because my brain is so fried from doing too much Bolivian Nasal Dust

by Johnny Long Drive January 28, 2009

post nasal lip

Used to describe the facial features of persons whose noses are precariously close to their upper lips. Due usually to one of three factors: (1) an excessively large nose, (2) an excessively large upper lip, or (3) accidents involving underage shaving.

J: I went in for the kiss and almost swallowed his nose.
Friend of J: Yo, that's cuz he's got post nasal lip.

by Just changin' September 2, 2009

Nigerian nasal spray

During the act of fellatio (when your bitch is giving you head) immediately before ejaculation, (right before you blow your load) you pull out and then proceed to ejaculate (splooge) in her nasal cavity (nose hole)

I haven't been able to smell anything since Mike Nigerian nasal sprayed me 4 days ago

by somaliansuckerpuncher August 22, 2010

Nasal gang rape

When you've done loads too much and you can't breathe - you try to blow your nose and your brain falls out. Drugs have taken over your nose and have repeatedly fucked your nostil with a big black dildo

Nasal gang rape
Nose fucking
Inbred, butt muncher, ponce, moron probably from Adelaide and breeds bush pigs

by Your Mum likes Bush Onion February 19, 2011

post nasal drip

A syndrome diagnosed by any and all pediatrician and physician describing the ailments of all children.

Your child has post nasal drip. End of story.

by Blueyez7579 April 7, 2016