nuke school

So, you've failed out of college because you smoked too much pot and had a fondness for xbox and hentai. NO MATTER!!! Welcome to Nuke School! What did you major in? English, Home Economics, Botany? Did you even have a major? Well, fuck it, sign your happy ass up for the Navy and make sure to take that ASVAB good and hard right in your brain hole because *drumroll* you're going to South Carolina. Make sure to say goodbye to everything you ever loved and any semblance of an enjoyable early adulthood. Become a pawn of the United States Military/Industrial Complex as you get shitty haircuts, work inhuman hours learning absolutely useless material, and lose your sense of dignity. But watch out, kiddies! Everyone is out to get you! Stab your "friends" in the back before they rat you out for all that sweet underage drinking you're going to do. Remember, they tell you its all worth it in the end. And sure, it could be, if the job market wasn't swamped with guys and girls exactly like you with the same qualifications looking for the same job(s). Whoops! Guess you can just stay in for twenty plus years as you watch your life slip between the deckplates of some submarine.

Son to Father: Dad, I've been considering the Navy's nuclear program...
Father to Son: I'm going to punch you in the face while forcing you to watch every Nicolas Cage film ever produced but, I'm replacing the soundtracks with atonal, incidental music written by Yoko Ono.
Son to Father: Dear God, Father, why!?!
Father to Son: Because this is the equivalent of nuke school.

by MastCat February 14, 2012

duke nukem

The best ass kicker this side of the moon.

One of the quotes I remember, "Your chestnuts roasting on an open fire"
I only remember that because my brother used to play it and my dad forbid me to watch it v.v

by Kristaa November 17, 2004

nuke a girl

To nuke a girl is to destroy her vaginal opening to the point of where it looks like the wasteland of Hiroshima, Japan.

Dude, I'm gonna hit up this party and nuke a girl named Cate so hard.

by nukerofgirls December 14, 2010

Nuketown Lobby

In Call of Duty Black Ops, when players in a lobby use the option to vote for the previous map to repeatedly select Nuketown.

Good Nuketown player: Alright, this is the third game in a row I've gotten my gunship! I love Nuketown lobbies!

Bad Nuketown player: They're voting for Nuketown again?! I'm out, this must be a Nuketown lobby.

by 1337Vivian November 18, 2010

Duke Nukem

The video game version of Chuck Norris

If chuck norris was a character he would be duke nukem

by sizzeth June 11, 2006

nikeria

She is the baddest bitch alive,she’s very loveing and kind, very pretty ,gotta fatttttt assss 🤤

Damn nikeria bad asf !

by Kkeerr May 11, 2018

duke nukem

The game that let you see a stripper's boobies while you fight aliens and pigs.

Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!

-duke nukem

by buttcheeks mcgee December 28, 2005