The mini-tomatoes that prison inmates cultivate in their intentionally unclean asshole hair because their diets are so limited.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
Bob The Tomato is believed by many to be the second coming of Jesus Christ. This ideology was proven when Bob The Tomato appeared on the educational television show “Veggie Tales”. He takes the form of a Tomato because he believes it is the most controversial food item leaving it up to his followers to accept him as either a fruit or vegetable.
by TomatoFollower October 08, 2018
A play on the term "Tomato, Tomahto".
Like saying "Same thing!" about two things that aren't the same at all.
Like saying "Same thing!" about two things that aren't the same at all.
Man 1: So, when are we going to watch the olympics?
Man 2: Dude, we're going to the X Games.
Man 1: Meh, tomato potato.
Man 2: Dude, we're going to the X Games.
Man 1: Meh, tomato potato.
by LicoNico December 06, 2010
What it looks like when you squeeze your freshly shaved nut sack. When you squeeze your newly buzzed balls, it looks like a tomato, hence: buzzed tomato. Often used as a method of attracting mates. 60% of the time it works every time.
"I can't walk after I buzz my tomato."
"I keep fucking buzzing my tomato with your goat."
"Hey Amber, take a look at this buzzed tomato!"
"After a long hour of manscaping my girlfriend loved the look of my buzzed tomato. She couldn't wait to jump on the vine!"
"I keep fucking buzzing my tomato with your goat."
"Hey Amber, take a look at this buzzed tomato!"
"After a long hour of manscaping my girlfriend loved the look of my buzzed tomato. She couldn't wait to jump on the vine!"
by alierpantz January 11, 2013
by ROBOSMO JONES March 09, 2011
word for a guy who has a girlfriend but likes his ex-girlfriend who also has a boyfriend at the moment.
"Bruh he be a tomato smasher!"
by Doli May 23, 2009
N. In a fight, someone who is terribly outmatched by their opponent, and gets beaten quite easily, with no glory going to the victor.
The president of the chess club was little more than a tomato can when he picked a fight with the captain of the wrestling team.
by Eric Ibrey Dean August 23, 2005