A fart when one's ass-crack is packed with a white powder, such as baking soda, baby powder, cornstarch, etc. The fart produces an effect that is visually similar to that of firing a musket.
Neil had bad gas, so he packed his ass-crack full of baby powder and unloaded a musket shot on Hansel's face.
by Cristobal Carbonero November 09, 2007
Ay bro that guy is a musket so stay away from him.
Why are u such a musket? Why are u so gay?
You fuckin' musket!!
You fucik fag
You have a musket friend?
You have a gay friend?
Why are u such a musket? Why are u so gay?
You fuckin' musket!!
You fucik fag
You have a musket friend?
You have a gay friend?
by RARE951R January 02, 2008
V. The act of sexual intercourse with a female, while she is menstruating and a tampon is carelessly left in the vaginal canal. Usually alcohol is involved. To reverse this act a flash light and a long grasping device are required
He musket packed her last night and created what appears to be a crime scene in Ginther's spare bedroom.
by jcutch82 September 22, 2014
1. A promiscuous female or homosexual male that is exceedingly skilled at swallowing large quantities and/or consecutive helpings of semen.
2. A whore specifically for sucking dick or woman who is infatuated with pleasuring a man orally.
partially derivative from the phrase "take a 'shot' in the mouth"
2. A whore specifically for sucking dick or woman who is infatuated with pleasuring a man orally.
partially derivative from the phrase "take a 'shot' in the mouth"
by Xeven VxHxN "spidey" October 05, 2012
A sexual act where three males insert their penises into one woman's vagina or mouth. As they "cross swords" they shout "ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL". Can also be performed orally between 4 gay males.
by wandmore March 16, 2007
by RP McMurphey November 16, 2003
"Dude, did you see the tits on that shit last night?"
"No, but I saw my shit on her tits! Hahahaha! Then my shit had a conga line down her throat when I gave her the congo musket!"
"No, but I saw my shit on her tits! Hahahaha! Then my shit had a conga line down her throat when I gave her the congo musket!"
by Moses The Feely April 21, 2006