Muddy Unicorn

Fixing a strap-on dildo to your forehead, inserting it into a vagina and proceeding to tongue said females butt.

"I couldn't get it up, so I just put a strap-on on my head and gave her the muddy unicorn."

by Eddie-Machete September 4, 2012

Muddy Mitten

When you anally fist a girl, and it comes out covered in shit.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.

Broham, I fisted her up the ass last night and she gave me a muddy mitten.

by Gunship May 5, 2019

Muddy Boy

A Guy/Dude/Man that comes from the struggle or from the slums and hustles and grinds to get financially stable or upgrading their lifestyle

I come straight from the mud, i’m a muddy boy

by Pheonte706 December 21, 2018

Get Muddy

A reference to any sort of anal sex

I can't wait to Get Muddy with my girlfriend this weekend!!

by Mud master January 16, 2017

muddy spatula

Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.

After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.

by DieselJesus69 October 17, 2019

Muddy Minnow

While performing the art of anal sex, right before you bust, stick it in her vag and bust that nut, son! - JOP3 and TME

Bro! So last night, I was goin to fuckin pound town on this bish, and I slipped her a muddy minnow in her box.

by Balloonknot15 September 11, 2018

Muddy Napkin

An act of revenge: When seeing a person who has pissed you off or you otherwise don't like in a restaurant, you first must pose as a staff member of the establishment. Then take their napkin holder off of the table pretending to refill it. Then take the first napkin and wipe your ass with it. bring the holder back to the table and wait for your victim to hopefully wipe their mouth with it unsuspectingly.

As to muddy napkin your boss while on a date.

by The Big BEENJAMMIN July 28, 2011